EMERGENCY EMERGENCY EMERGENCY GALACTIC MASS EXTINCTION GALACTIC MASS EXTINCTION
A EXTREME THREAT HAS BEEN DETECTED CALLED THE EXTINCTION GAMES
Hello Dear Citizens!
by Weaponized-Wafflez, Aug 10, 2012, 10:23:14 AM
Journals / Personal
And welcome to an extra special event put together by your great and powerful overlords.
What event could we talking about, I here you ask.
Well, do not fret and let us enlighten you.
Again we say welcome to, the very first, ‘Extinction Games!’
Need us to explain more?
Not a problem, dear citizens!
As you all may or may not know, we, The Seizers, how control over all the discovered Universe.
And, as you all may know, there has never and WILL never be a force great enough to challenge us.
No beings can face our superior technology and military strength!
We were content continuing as we are, conquering all we come across, but our boys down in marketing have come up with a truly outrageous idea.
And we love it!
In a newly discovered galaxy, we have noticed a rather large abundance of habited planets.
That’s where the games begin.
We are going to each planet, one by one, to take two representatives from each to take part in ‘The Extinction Games.’
Each combatant will be informed that:
Firstly, they will be taking part in the games.
Secondly, they will represent their home planets in said games.
Thirdly, they will be facing off against other combatants who are also in the same position as they are.
And Most Importantly, failing is not an option.
Should any combatant fall or fail, they (if they have survived) will have the privilege to watch as their own home world is destroyed and harvested for resources. Shortly after which we will put them out of their misery.
And the best thing about all this…
It Will Be Broadcast Live to all of you for your entertainment!
It’s only a game…
…but losing is not an option…
THEY ARE FORCING ENTIRE BIOSPHERES IN A DEADLY GAME FOR SURVIVAL AND WE MUST STOP IT.
THE PANGEA2 COUNCIL WILL NOT TOLERATE THEIR EXTINCTION GAMES WE WILL PROVIDE NEW HOMES FOR THE LOSER PLANET'S BIOSPHERE, WE WILL PROVIDE MILITARY AIDE AND RESOURCES TO ALL THEIR VICTIM SPECIES AND WE WILL BRING BACK ALL THE DESTROYED BIOSPHERES BACK TO LIFE AND WE WILL EXTERMINATE THIS EVIL AND TELL OUR CHILDREN, THEIR GREAT GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDCHILDREN AND THEIR DESCENDENTS FROM 999 BILLION YEARS FROM NOW ABOUT THEIR MADNESS.
WE WILL MAKE SURE THAT ALL BIOSPHERES FACE EXTINCTION BY NATURAL CAUSES AND YET TAKE ALL SPECIES EVEN THOSE DESTINED FOR EXTINCTION TO NEW HOMES BY DOMESTICATION AND OR RELOCATION TO NEW HOME WORLDS, EVEN SOLAR SYSTEMS WE CAN FORGE WILL CONTINUE THEIR LIVES NOW AND FOREVER! THE EXTINCTION GAMES SHALL END FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO WILL JOIN ME IN ENDING THIS EVIL